CAREER
RECORD
270
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
137
126
1
0.521
RANKS
2nd
The Most
Last (tied)
6th
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
20969
20120
79.4
76.2
RANKS
The Most
The Most
The Most
3rd
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
47
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
26
21
0
0.553
RANKS
2nd
3rd
0
5th
LEAGUE TITLES WON
2 (2005/2016)
RANKS
2nd (tied)
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
9
4 (SB II/VII/XIII/XV)
0
1
3
1
RANKS
2nd
1st
0
3rd (tied)
The Most
2nd (tied)
BRETT NEAL
As mentioned on Damien's page, Damien is in the GFL Hall of Fame
as the #1 GFLer of all time but this isn't Damien's page...it's
his lowsy brother, Brett's page. The reason I even mention Damien
on here in the first place is that if you really wanted to make an
argument of who could be the #1 GFLer of all time if not for
Damien, then in my opinion, Brett Neal definitely takes the cake.
Damien has but one Stuperbowl to his credit. Brett has an
incredible four and although Damien has a ridiculous four
League Titles, Brett also has two of those so in terms of pure
variety, Brett has probably been more successful then his brother,
Damien. In my opinion, the reason Damien gets it over Brett as of
when Damien's induction to the Hall was though was that at that
time, Damien had the most Wins of all time and as of 2020 he still
does. Brett currently has the 2nd most Wins but as you'll see in a
lot of Brett's stats, for all the good he's had over the years, he's
equaled it with pure fuck. For instance...Brett has the second most
all time WINS yet also has the most all time LOSSES. Brett has the
most PTS FOR but also the most PTS AGAINST. Brett has scored
the most PTS FOR PER GAME yet has given up the 3rd most PTS
AGAINST PER GAME. Brett also has the 2nd most PLAYOFF WINS
yet has the 3rd most PLAYOFF LOSSES. Are you guys seeing a
trend here? On one hand he seems healthy but on the other hand
his body is so full of soda pop, cigarette tar and runny insulin that
he just isn't. Why? He only has one eye and can't see that well
these days. Hey, take it easy, Wark. Why? He wants me to make
fun of it. He asks me to do so and his themes are all to poke fun at
his one eye so it is what it is, punk. Brett also has the second
most all time BOWL WINS with nine and he's won one Billiard
Bowl in 2013, three Dumpster Bowls in 2006, 14 and 15 and a
Toilet Bowl in 2012. As mentioned previously, his four
Stuperbowls record likely will never be touched (SB - II, VII, XIII and
XV). Usually that's where people's stats stop but not our one-eyed
hero. NOPE. Tack on League Championships in 2005 and 16 and you have probably the only qualified GFLer to MAYBE say he should have the upper hand over Damien
as the GOAT of the GFL. I'll let you decide that one but please, dont take all day in doing so because Brett isn't worth that kind of time or energy. As for team themes, Brett
has had a ton of them over the years as he started his career as the Wounded Pancreas and continued that theme in years 2004, 05, 09 and 12. He was also the
Redheaded Stepchildren from 2006-08, he gladly became the Hornswoggles in 2010-11, the Cyclops Clan in 2013-14, Bionic Brett in 2015, The Bushwhackers in 2016...
He was Glorious in 2017, the shitty country music theme - The Highwaymen in 2018-19 and he's now the One Eyed Jacks. Most of these themes are considered just the
opposite of what Brett has been in this league over his career - failures as team names but what would you expect out of a guy who sees with just one eye? Anyway, best
of luck in 2020, Brett, you glorious, bionic, one-eyed Jack who likes shitty country music, whacking around the bush and getting beaten like a redheaded stepchild to the
point of where your Pancreas is flat out wounded thus you've become nothing more then a Cyclops. Good work over the years and I wish you all the best. If you're
wounded body doesn't fall apart first that is.