CAREER
RECORD
270
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
141
121
8
0.537
RANKS
The Most
3rd (tied)
2nd (tied)
3rd
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
20933
19894
77.5
73.7
RANKS
2nd
2nd
3rd
10th
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
46
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
20
22
4
0.478
RANKS
5th
2nd
The Most
9th
LEAGUE TITLES WON
4 (2004 / 2007 / 2010 / 2019)
RANKS
1st
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
5
1 (SB VIII)
1
1
2
0
RANKS
4th (tied)
4th (tied)
4th (tied)
4th (tied)
2nd (tied)
0
DAMIEN NEAL
What can I say about the success of Damien Neal in the GFL?
Before I talk about the King of Smokers, Tokers & Smoking Tokers,
let's first realize something impressive. Damien has a spot in the
GFL Hall of Fame as the Greatest GFLer of All Time. The only real
argument against him having such an amazing claim to fame is a
lack of Stuperbowl victories as he's only been successful in just
one - SB VIII. When you talk about League Titles though, Damien is
without question the greatest as he's won an incredible four
League Championships (2004, 07, 10 & 19). No other GFLer is even
close to that. Damien also has the Most all time WINS! Besides that,
he has the 3rd best WIN%, the 2nd most PTS FOR and he has
scored the 3rd most PTS FOR PER GAME of all time. Damien has
won only 5 Bowl Games in his career which isn't overly amazing
but what more can be said? When you have the most Wins &
League Titles, I think it basically says it all. Unlike many GFLers,
creativity & a lack of originality certainly aren't Damien's issues. He
just has the most success as his legendary SMOOTH TOKERS
team theme which Damien had from 2004-2011 & as mentioned, he
took home three League Championships during that time-span.
From there, he tried a different theme a few times but it isn't real
shocking to me that he owned the GOAT - Tom Brady during his 3
League Title years. That's right, folks. All but his 2019 Title was
basically due to Brady's dominance in his prime whether Damien
wants to admit it or not. He was just mad that he owned U of M's
greatest player. Well tough shit because as impressive as you
think you are, Toking Sir...Brady is what made you who & what
you were & are today. Thanks Tom & GO BLUE! Thanks Damien &
GO BLUE too! Damien's 2019 League Title was without Brady & to
be honest, Damien has had a great roster for years without him.
He just hasn't had a ton of luck during the post-Brady era that he
did WITH him. Alot of that was due to injuries but DAM...some of
the names this guy has had on his roster front to back over the
years has been just as silly as toking up as often as Damien does.
I'll spell it out for you ... Damien didn't score much in 2019 & the League Title got basically handed to him in the final weeks so take that as you may. Damien usually scores
well though. The 2019 campaign was just one of those years where luck just won out. Other then the aforementioned League Champions, Damien has also won a Chili
Bowl (2nd best bowl) in 2012, a Popcorn Bowl (3rd best bowl) in 2007 and two Dumpster Bowl titles (4th best bowl) in 2004 & 08). Now let me ask you...How much of that
was due to Brady because Damien owned him during MOST of that success and how much success do you see after 2011? I like to think Damien wasn't as successful in
the post-2011 era for other reasons then just Brady though. Mainly, HE WASNT THE SMOOTH TOKERS & for some reason, he just doesn't win when he isn't that dam
theme so he's realized he can't be anything else. He tried to be THE KING DAMES VERSION for four years from 2012 to 2015, DAMES AGAINST THE MACHINE in 2016 &
DAMES OF THRONES in 2017 but he went back to the Tokers from 2018 to present. I guess the biggest questions are ... Is there a direct link between Damien smoking
dope & being the Smooth Tokers as compared to him being another theme & NOT smoking dope in his smoking, doping life? Believe me folks...it's not just coincidence
as we've learned. Damien IS a Smooth Toker by GFL rights and also by Smooth Toking rights in his life thus, I think it's clear why Damien will be the Smooth Tokers &
continue to smoke up from now until forever. Congrats, Damien because one way or the other, like it or hate it, no matter what reason for it...you've done a shitload of
winning in this league & without question...you need to be acknowledged for it. There. Now go smoke your joint and piss off!