CAREER
RECORD
153
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
89
62
2
0.588
RANKS
6th
8th (tied)
7th (tied)
The Best
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
12084
11363
79.0
74.3
RANKS
6th
6th
2nd
8th
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
27
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
14
13
0
0.519
RANKS
6th
6th
0
7th
LEAGUE TITLES WON
2 (2011 / 2018)
RANKS
2nd (tied)
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
6
0
4
1
1
0
RANKS
3rd (tied)
0
The Most
4th (tied)
3rd (tied)
0
DAVE SHIELDS
I know what you're thinking. This theme is in tremendously bad
taste. That's ok because Dave Shields IS tremendously bad taste.
Dont look at me. This theme was NOT my idea. It was Dave (the
guy who wanted yet another Star Wars porn theme yet settled on
this) who came up with THE CORONA SICKNESS. Please note
before I go any further that the idea behind this theme is that you
get a bad drunken virus from drinking too many Corona Beers
which has nothing to do with joking about THE ACTUAL COVID
VIRUS that has destroyed the world for the past year or so. That is
no laughing matter so I advise everyone who is sensitive to please
take this site with a grain of salt. As for Shields himself, he has the
best overall WIN% of anyone in GFL History. I know its hard to
make that claim and say it's accurate when you consider that he's
played close to 120 less games then the Neals & Wark thus he's
had less games to lose then the Neals & Wark but hey, it's still
very impressive. He's also won the third most all time bowl games
with six which is also a big deal. Clearly Dave's claims to fames
came in 2011 & 2018 when he captured League Championships. I
was more impressed with his 2011 title as he was the first ever
winner of the League as an expansion player which in the GFL
means that you begin the draft two players behind everyone else
due to keepers yet Dave still ended up with the best overall record
after 14 weeks. I think we can congratulate his then RB - Houston's
Arian Foster for that. And that being said, his best team of the two
was definitely in 2018 when he had a stacked group led by
Saquon Barkley in his crazy rookie season & Kareem Hunt (pre-
domestic abuse version). These 2 RB's were in my opinion the
greatest fantasy football backfield ever (that's right, Brett...I SAID
IT) and they gave Shields the easy title. Shields pulled off the
biggest trade in GFL History to acquire Christian McCaffery & a
first rounder from Wark but after Hunt was suspended for beating
up a woman, he was left with McCaffery & pray for rain which cost
him the 2018 Stuperbowl despite winning the aforementioned
League Title. Dave entered 2019 with the extra draft pick, the best
RB in the league in McCaffery & an over-cocky attitude but his plan
ended up backfiring when the RB he traded to Wark - Barkley, ended up blowing his ass away in the 2019 semi-finals. It must have put a bad taste in his mouth but again,
as you can tell by this theme, there's already more then enough bad taste in Dave's mouth so God knows if he knew the difference anyway. Best of luck in the 2020 GFL,
Dave. You no longer have the extra draft pick or Barkley but you still have McCaffery who has been nothing short of amazing. The biggest question...Will the world ever
find a cure or vaccine for the Corona Virus or will Dave just chug more Coronas and act like his drunken state is the real virus? Either way...when this webpage was
originally done, Dave was DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS. THE CORONA SICKNESS that is. Puke and rally, Dave. PUKE AND RALLY!