CAREER
RECORD
118
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
57
59
2
0.492
RANKS
9th (tied)
10th (tied)
7th (tied)
8th
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
8884
8878
75.3
75.2
RANKS
9th
10th
8th
5th (tied)
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
21
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
9
12
0
0.429
RANKS
10th
7th
0
11th
LEAGUE TITLES WON
1 (2017)
RANKS
3rd (tied)
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
0
0
0
0
0
0
RANKS
0
0
0
0
0
0
IAN DOUGLAS
I'll get this out of the way ... Ian Douglas is alot like Nick Baninga. He
has no originality to speak of so it's no big shocker when he wanted a
new team theme this year, he looked no further then to where he always
looks ... THE COMMISH. It's also not a real big surprise that yours truly
came up with this latest theme which is likely to be one of the all time
great surprises in history - Limu Emu & Doug! The idea behind the
theme is that Doug thinks he can help you out because he thinks you
spend too much on everything in your pathetic & useless lives. The
Emu part of it is what I can't understand but I dont think it's for me to
understand. Just know that Limu Emu & Doug will go out of their way to
make sure that you save all the money that you can on Dougie Mutual
Insurance but also on anything else too. It's obviously a take off from
the Limu Emu & Doug Commercials. Yeah & you wish you would have
thought of it, dumbass! As for other themes in the GFL, Doug has had a
few interesting ones. Dougie began his GFL career in 2015 where he
finished mid-pack as the stupid concert theme - DOUGIEPALOOZA. THE
SEVEN NATION ARMY followed, which Doug didnt mind because he's a
big White Stripes fan so I'll give you one guess at what his theme song
was. Nope...Wrong. You're stupid. It was Doug's 2017 - TEACH ME HOW
TO DOUGIE theme that really hit home for a lot of people & it's what he's
mostly known for...not just because he won the only thing he's ever won
in the GFL during that season...but also because it fit him so well. I'll
give you one guess at what his theme song was during that season.
Nope. You're stupid. And speaking of stupid...Yup...that's exactly what
the song - TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE was - STUPID. When I had no idea
what it was, Dougie still said he wanted it & that Big D needed to catch
up on his Hip-Hop. No thanks. In 2018, Dougie was lucky enough to have
a player fall in his lap (appropriate cause he sure can't draft them) as
Wark drafted Alvin Kamara but gave up on him mid-season. Dougie
jumped all over him & it changed his entire existance...not only
deeming Kamara as his greatest player but he also called himself the
Trump based theme - MAKE KAMARA GREAT AGAIN. Although Kamara
was great, Doug's team...not so much & that faded off into the sunset in
favor of LIMU EMU & DOUG which we see now. Again...as mentioned above...the only success Doug had in his GFL career is the League Title in 2017. I also found it odd when I dug
through Doug's ("dug through Doug" was not intentional just now) history, I noticed that he's NEVER WON A BOWL GAME? How can that be when you think of all his opportunities
every year? There's five different bowls every season yet Dougie has not been successful in any. During Hillis' dream season of 2015, Dougie did, in fact, make the Stuperbowl, only to
get humiliatingly blown away by Hillis. Yes indeed, a greater embarrassment Dougie cannot recall but don't worry, Dougie...Limu Emu will handle all bullies moving forward. One other
interesting stat that really says it all is that Doug has the 2nd worst PLAYOFF WIN% of all time. I guess if you want to dig as deep as you possibly can for Dougie success, the thing he
was most proud of before his only League Title was probably the fact that in 2015, when the GFL had five expansion players enter the league, Doug was the ONLY GFLer to make the
playoffs which was an accomplishment if you're fishing deep enough. But let's not worry about all of that right now. Limu Emu & Doug will fix everything because no longer will bullies
underpay for everything. They will get theirs and for the good people out there who mean no harm and hate bullies...they'll be successful because Limu Emu & Doug will make sure you
only pay for what you need. How can any guarantee in life be better then that?