CAREER
RECORD
119
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
66
50
3
0.567
RANKS
7th
11th
6th
2nd
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
9085
8791
76.3
73.9
RANKS
8th
11th
7th
9th
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
21
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
12
7
2
0.619
RANKS
8th
11th
3rd
2nd
LEAGUE TITLES WON
1 (2015)
RANKS
3rd (tied)
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
5
1 (SB XII)
0
2
1
1
RANKS
4th (tied)
4th (tied)
0
3rd
3rd (tied)
2nd (tied)
RON HILLIS
There's alot I could say about Ron Hillis but I'll try to keep this as
short as possible without losing too many strokes. What the hell
am I saying? Golf will not take over the brain of the GFL Commish
like it has Ronnie Dufus. The funniest thing to me while I'm on
THAT subject is this...I've known Hillis for over 35 years. During
probably 20 of those years, Hillis ripped golf apart. He used to say
things like, "If only this was a real sport, I'd care" or the ever
popular, "Golf is for queers." Nowadays Hillis no longer agrees
with that as now he's completely jumped the golf bandwagon to
the point of where it's his whole life. Even in a football league he
must be a golfer which is both pathetic and sad. Hillis even thinks
he's good enough now whereas if he would have known then
what he knows now, he would have taken up golf from a very
young age. In other words, he believes he would have been in the
PGA. Sure. And monkeys might fly outta my ass. Throw another
club, pal! Hillis is good at golf though. There's no question about
that. But there's also no question about the WHO CARES factor
for such a statement. I will say no more but I do hope you can play
golf amidst this Corona Virus this season, Hillis. After all...Indian
Hills aint gonna par itself is it? Clubs aren't gonna throw
themselves are they? As for the GFL, Hillis has been one of the
better players since his expansion induction all those seasons
ago. From that day on, he's been The Weapons of Grass
Destruction ... his one and only golf theme that he refuses to
change. Talk about a lack of originality but them's the breaks.
Lucky for him, there's alot of golf graphics online to support such
a shitty cause. With such impressive all time stats as 2nd fewest
Overall Losses, second best Regular Season and Playoff Win%
and 2nd fewest Playoff Losses, Hillis has definitely ensured
himself as one of the all time best GFLERS based on the amount
of time he's been in the league. His greatest achievement though,
was his Hole in One on Hole 19 of some golf course in Michigan
that had 19 holes (not 18)...that's right I said it...19 HOLES and Hillis aced the 19th! Does that really count as a true-blue ace when its not actually on a hole as part of the
18? Who cares, Big D? Go back to football talk not fag golf crap. Ok, sorry. You're right. Moving right along...As I was saying...Hillis' greatest achievement was when he
won the 2015 League Title then also won Stuperbowl XII! The most amazing thing about that team though was that it was probably the greatest single season in GFL
History as Hillis lost only 3 of 17 games that year, had an .824 Win %, scored over 240 more Pts For then the next closest GFLer and had a WHOPPING 96.6 Pts Per Game
tally that year. If not for Brett Neal's 2 loss season in Year 2, this would have been the greatest overall season BY FAR by any GFLer in History. It has also earned Hillis a
spot in the GFL Hall of Fame. Hillis has won 5 bowls all together which is somewhere in the middle of the pack. Too bad all seasons couldn't be like Hillis' hole in one...I
mean...2015. Thank God they aren't because Big D would be throwing up in the local shitter if that were the case but it isn't so moving right along. Best of luck in 2020,
Hillis. And Im not talking about shooting under par or how well you do on 18 cause golf sucks long, hairy golf balls. I mean in the GFL, where, despite Hillis' unwillingness
to change team themes, he's usually competitive and that's more then I can say about his fellow Terra employee - Bryan Kabat who wouldn't know success if DeWulf
tried to spell it out for him. Best of luck, Ronnie. "FORE!"