CAREER
RECORD
126
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
63
71
2
0.471
RANKS
8th
6th
7th (tied)
10th
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
10419
10675
76.6
78.5
RANKS
7th
7th
5th (tied)
2nd
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
24
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
13
10
1
0.563
RANKS
7th
9th
4th (tied)
4th
LEAGUE TITLES WON
1 (2013)
RANKS
3rd (tied)
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
4
1 (SB X)
0
1
1
1
RANKS
5th
4th (tied)
0
4th (tied)
3rd (tied)
2nd (tied)
RYAN HORLEY
Ryan Horley entered the GFL in the 9th Season. Since then he's
had some success but it's not what I'd call consistent. Most
GFLers have had one great season. For Horley, that came in year
10 when he not only won The League but also Stuperbowl X. Many
people thought it was appropriate that he won it all in the 10th
season marked "X" since his porn theme - Pimpin' Aint Brees-y
went well with the "X" Roman Numeral. This was kind of fishy
considering many thought Horley threw his 9th year, simply to get
the first overall draft pick in year 10 then by pure coincidence, he
won it all? I guess Horley proved that going from worst to first
really can happen if you believe in both Pimping, Brees & perhaps
both Pimping & Brees together. Horley did & was very successful
as a result. The minute Horley drafted Brees, he knew he would be
this Pimpin' theme basically from moment one. It wasn't until a
trade with Hillis changed Horley's life & also his theme as his all
time football hero - Tom Brady became available as Ron Hillis was
shopping him. Wolf originally bit but it got denied by Horley
(through the GFL Trade Committee ) thus, it didnt have enough
votes FOR. After immediately denying Wolf, Horley immediately
made an offer to get Brady. This was cheap, rotten & horrible to
Wolf as Horley denied the deal just to make a deal of his own. He
got away with obtaining Brady, kept him then became The Brady
Bunch...in honor of both...his hero - Tom Brady & The Brady Bunch
TV Show. What was it about? Take Tom Brady then the Brady
Bunch show and add a ton of sex. Yet another sexual Horley
theme? Yup. By now this was getting more then sickening...just
like Horley. There hasn't really been a ton of success for Horley
besides Stuperbowl X as he has one Tater, one Big Red Retard &
one Toilet Bowl to his winning credit in his career but that's it. After
many years of The Brady Bunch, Horley finally showed some
originality & here, in 2020 is just that...as Horley is now Horostock.
I bet you're wondering what the hell that is? Good because believe
me, you aren't the only one. Apparently, back when Horley lived
on Bel Air Dr. in Sarnia, he had parties that happened every
weekend night. They were the stuff of legend thus, many stories
came from these drunken, druggie parties. Some were true. Some
weren't. So which ones actually were? Only those who attended
Horostock know for sure. Then again...if you remember Horostock
you likely weren't there in the first place, thereby making
information about it scarce at best. I guess the biggest Horrostock
questions are ... 1. Were there really all these great entertainers who showed up, played then left? 2. Did they all look like Horley or was that just the bad acid circulating in
everyone's brain talking? 3. Were these parties really that huge? Just look at the pics. Half a million filled the St. Helen's Schoolyard (behind Horley's Bel Air Dr. house) to
witness these parties every weekend night? Yes folks...all of these questions have answers...OR DO THEY? It's the legend of the Horostock parties & yes indeed, the
legend continues. Again, only those who actually attended the parties know for sure. And even they dont know for sure so who actually does? The world may never
know. Or will it? Welcome to the legend of Horostock - the parties that never ended ... that only a few truly remember ... which again means that they weren't even there!