CAREER
RECORD
121
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
57
62
2
0.479
RANKS
9th (tied)
8th (tied)
7th
(tied)
9th
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
8726
9004
72.1
74.4
RANKS
11th
9th
11th
7th
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
21
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
8
12
1
0.405
RANKS
11th
7th (tied)
4th (tied)
The Worst
LEAGUE TITLES WON
0
RANKS
0
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
1
0
1
0
0
0
RANKS
8th (tied)
0
4th (tied)
0
0
0
DALE HUCKER
Let's all congratulate Dale Hucker on all of his
accomplishments in the GFL ... ... (ONLY CRICKETS ARE
HEARD). Accomplishments? What accomplishments?
Hucker joined the GFL as expansion in 2013 and you
could argue those six seasons have been nothing short
of a successful disaster hot mess. I'll congratulate the
man on being a good dude but if you expect The Big D to
sit here and say he's a dominating GFLer, you just aren't
gonna hear it. I honestly looked up and down all of
Hucker's years and other then some decent participation
and some funny team themes, there's really not much
else other then just one great Bowl Win - The 2015 Salad
Bowl. That's it, Wark? Really? Yes...REALLY...so with
that in mind, let's go straight to Hucker and his themes
over the years. It all began in the aforementioned 2013 as
Hucker was TEAM RAMROD for two seasons. In fact ...
Ramrod's second season saw Hucker finish in third, only
to lose in the playoffs as usual. During his most
successful 2015 season, Hucker was A HUCKA, HUCKA
BURNIN' LOVE which was a Wark idea and a ripoff of
Elvis. It was the best team he fielded yet he would argue
probably the worst theme. Actually, I think that came
next as in 2016, Hucker was THE BAD NEWS BEERS
which did nothing but show the GFL that Hucker might
have a bit of a drinking problem. As if we didnt already
know that, Big D! How about the creative 2017 Theme -
By the Beard of Zeus? Any Anchorman theme was a
great idea with me because it had never been done
before. The last two seasons, Hucker was HUCKAMANIA
as a tribute to one of his heroes - Hulk Hogan. In 2020, Hucker will be something different again as this time around he's a ripoff of the A-team -
THE H-team. Obviously the A-team has already been used and the B-team just won't do so when you have such issues, you gotta go with The
H-team which is obviously short for ... THE HUCKER TEAM. I haven't known Dale for too long but in my opinion based on what I do know, Hucker
is one of the nicest dudes that's ever played in the GFL in my opinion, however, that gets you no points in this league and there's no points for
second so sorry Hucker but what can I tell you? I wish you luck in a league that certainly won't hand you any...but you know that by now. If you're
looking for pump you up/words of encouragement from me to try to get you some degree of success this season, I guess I do, in fact have some
for you. You remember Horley, right? Well ... Horley has both a League Title and also a Stuperbowl Title. And you? What's that, B.A? "I pity the fool
who has neither Championship in his history ... because Horley has BOTH!" Enough said.