CAREER
RECORD
51
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
20
30
1
0.402
RANKS
The Fewest
The Fewest
11th (tied)
The Worst
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
3672
4034
72.0
79.1
RANKS
The Fewest
The Fewest
The Fewest
The Most
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
9
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
4
5
0
0.444
RANKS
The Fewest
The Most
0
10th
LEAGUE TITLES WON
0
RANKS
0
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
2
0
0
0
1
1
RANKS
6th (tied)
0
0
0
3rd (tied)
2nd (tied)
BRYAN KABAT
Bryan Kabat is a very lucky man indeed. Lucky that Steve DeWulf
once played in the GFL. Why is that, Big D? Steve DeWulf is in the
GFL Hall of Fame under the FUTILITY SECTION which lists him
as THE WORST GFLER OF ALL TIME! So why then does that
make Kabat a lucky man? Without DeWulf I think it would be
obvious that Kabat would be considered as the worst GFLer ever
& that's saying something when you consider all the lack of
success that Nick Baninga has had. Nick is 11th in WIN%
meanwhile we are currently talking about the worst. Folks ... I give
you ... Kabatman. Although Batman was a fantastic Superhero in
the world of Comics (Big D's all time favorite), clearly he's
horrendous as a GFL one. Kabat has only been in the league for
three seasons. His first was an expansion year (even though it
was technically his best season). I get all that but honestly ... THIS
GUY JUST DOESN'T WIN IN THIS LEAGUE AT ALL. The funny
thing is Kabat is not dumb by any means. Some would actually
argue that he has a good football mind. Why then, does he not
show it in the GFL? Honestly, I havent the foggiest but just look at
these overall stats because I think they say it all. I know he's only
played in 51 games so stats such as lowest Wins is not that
shocking as obviously he's had less of a chance to win as often
as say the Original four GFLers have. But the rest of these
numbers are simply repulsive for the quote/unquote SAVIOR OF
GOTHAM CITY. In those 51 games, Kabat has the lowest Total
Wins, Losses, worst WIN%, least Pts Scored, least Pts Scored On,
least Pts Scored Per Game, most Pts Scored On Per Game (no
fault of his), fewest Playoff Wins & fewest Playoff Losses. Doesn't
seem like much winning does it? Shit man...Is it THAT obvious?
His peak for Bowl Wins is only the Dumpster Bowl. Besides that,
he's taken 1 Toilet Bowl but folks, THATS IT!!! As for themes,
Kabat has only ever had two in three years. His original theme was
THE GOLDEN TAINT which was obviously a ripoff of the Detroit
Lion - Golden Tate. It was rather humorous yet disgusting but
again, it did produce a season where he flirted with first for much of the year, then settled down into the nothingness that his career has now become 24/7. His only other
theme is the same one that he's decided to go with yet again for the 2020 GFL season - KABATMAN. I guess when your last name is Kabat there really isn't anything else
you can be in the GFL is there? What more can I say? I think Kabat really has something to prove in 2020. For him, there's only one way to go and that's up. Then
again...any winning at all would be an improvement for him but let's also be honest ... like Nick, luck hasn't exactly been on Kabat's side these last few years. Anyway,
good luck in this year's GFL, Kabat. God knows you'll certainly need it. I just hope you don't put all of your winning emphasis on beating Hillis alone. Although...it would
be a good start wouldnt it? Yes it would, Big D! Something is always better then nothing. Surely the days of insulting Batman are almost over? There's only one man who
can answer that one - Kabatman!