|In my opinion, Nick Baninga is the most unlucky GFLer in the
history of the gfl ... AFTER YOURS TRULY. Half the crap that
happens to poor Nick is such garbage you really cant make this
shit up. Last season for instance, his #1 keeper - WR - Antonio
Brown played for one game then got suspended forever. How is
that lucky? That destroys team depth and let's be honest, Nick
isn't exactly known for much let alone his depth as year after year
his scoring is often very low. He just cant seem to find consistent
talent or yet again ... consistent depth. Just about the only time
that Nick did ACTUALLY have A LITTLE BIT of luck was 2 years
ago when he took home Stuperbowl XIV. During that unbelievable
playoff run (for the wrong reasons), he scored back to back games
in the 50's. It was just a case of where his opponents were shit. It
definitely wasnt a matter of him earning it but hey ... A WIN IS A
WIN! Honestly, that's been Nick's ONLY claim to fame in the GFL -
One lowsy Stuperbowl but hey ... I've never known anyone to be
more prouder to have that belt on his mantle (unless you're a Neal)
then Nick which kind of gives you a feeling of pride doesnt it? No,
Big D ... IT CERTAINLY DOESNT. Oh, ok. Other then that one
Stuperbowl, Nick does have some other bowl wins. Too bad for
him it's the dreaded Toilet Bowl ... a spot that Nick always seems
to frequent. Perhaps the GFL should rename the Toilet Bowl to the
Nick Baninga Toilet Bowl?!? NO! Bryan Kabat still exists after all
thus, no one stinks more so Nick is definitely bailed out by Kabat's
heavy shit stench year after year. It should certainly be mentioned
that Nick is 11th out of 12 in BOTH WIN% and Overall Wins.
Thanks again for blowing like you do and bailing out Nick, Kabat.
It's very kind of you that you suck so horribly. As for themes ...
well ... Nick has issues. He constantly tells me year after year to
come up with his theme because he has no originality and can't
think for himself. Nick's first season saw him be THE FLYING
DUTCHMAN DYNASTY which was shit to say the least. From there,
|Nick was the plain and ordinary YOUNG GUNS theme. Next, Nick was THE NICK AND THE DEAD for the next 3 years which was a Big D gem to say the least. 2018 saw
Nick become the TEENRAGE PUTRID BANINJA TURTLES which Hucker claimed made him puke in his mouth. Hucker claimed to be a big fan of The TMNT growing up
but after seeing this TPBT theme, he claimed to no longer be a fan as again, he was hurling. Last season, it was simply ... NICK TRACY. This time around, Wark came up
with another gem - THE NICK'S OF HAZZARD and although Nick makes one hell of an ugly Daisy Duke, this is a beautiful theme as BIG D used to absolutely love this TV
Show. If only we could all feel the same about Nick and his success in the GFL. I compare it to the General Lee jumping a river ... only to be followed by the Roscoe P.
Coltrane police car which ends up landing right smack dab in the middle of the creek. Yup ... that's Nick's career to this point alright! In short, it can all be summed up
with a "YEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWW" ... "SPLASH"! Enough said.