CAREER
RECORD
253
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
134
116
5
0.535
RANKS
4th
5th
4th (tied)
4th
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
19174
18308
75.2
71.8
RANKS
5th
5th
9th
The Fewest
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
45
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
22
23
0
0.489
RANKS
4th
The Most
0
8th
LEAGUE TITLES WON
2 (2006 / 2012)
RANKS
2nd (tied)
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
6
0
2
3
0
1
RANKS
3rd (tied)
0
3rd
2nd
0
2nd (tied)
ADAM PAKVIS
Although Adam Pakvis is one of the original four members of the
GFL, his success over the years has certainly been limited
depending on who you talk to. On one hand, he has the fourth
best WIN% and he's won 2 League Championships (2006 as the
Gallant Gators and 2012 as the Evil Villains) but on the other hand,
he's never won a Stuperbowl and actually leads the GFL in all time
playoff losses so like I just said ... whether or not you think he's
successful depends on who you talk to. He also has the least
amount of scoring against him per game of all time. That should
say it all because to me that speaks of being more lucky then
good. As already mentioned, Pakvis has never won a Stuperbowl.
Without question it's his dream yet it's the one thing in the GFL
that he's never done. It crushes him deeply and he often cries
alone when it's brought up. With Pakvis having the most playoff
losses it also suggests to me that he doesnt win in this league
when it counts the most and obviously that includes the
Stuperbowl. Pakvis has, however won the third most all time
bowls (tied with lots for third) with six so perhaps he does win a
few playoff games here and there...WHEN THEY DON'T MATTER,
THAT IS. Again ... Pakvis has won two League Titles and that's
something that not everyone has done. I wanted to make a huge
note of that fact simply because when it comes to this league it's
really all he has to brag about ... if he even feels like he should
brag about something that is. As far as team themes, Pakvis is
lame. Five of the first seven years, Pakvis was a Florida Gator
ripoff called - The Gallant Gators. He tried to be just THE GATORS
but that is NOT GFL worthy. Fuck that lame idea and fuck Florida,
quite frankly. It wasn't until Year Seven that Pakvis actually had a
theme I enjoyed. His over-the-top - WAVY, WACKY, INFLATABLE,
ARM-FLAILING TUBE MEN, in my opinion, was one of the greatest
themes of all time. It just didnt have enough material to be more
then a one year wonder but clearly it was one of the greatest one year gems I've ever seen in the GFL. After that, Pakvis became the Evil Villains which was a Wark idea.
On the surface it wasnt bad at first but it got pretty old, pretty quick ... just like Pakvis. This year is clearly Pakvis' greatest all time theme. In the PWA (Pakvis With Attitude),
Pakvis has shown originality (NOT ... as this was Wark's idea) and it's something new. Pakvis has always liked the great rap group - NWA (Niggaz With Attitudes). NWA
was West Coast. Well obviously, Pakvis is a BC boy so ... Pakvis is ALSO West Coast so there you go. We have a connection and a new theme for once that might
actually be a winner ... unlike Pakvis. The 2020 season may be one of the last ones and Pakvis is lucky he's even still in the GFL period but to his credit, he's dodged his
exit and was never kicked out (even though it was close for awhile) and I guess it's only fitting that one of the original members of the GFL will be present as the league
eventually does end. One of the original members will show he's original by lacking originality yet again. Yes folks, there's only one Pakvis...and in 2020 ... indeed ... HE'LL
COME WITH AN ATTITUDE! ... MAYBE!