CAREER
RECORD
255
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
125
121
9
0.508
RANKS
5th
3rd Most (tied)
The Most
7th
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
19539
19172
76.6
75.2
RANKS
4th
4th
4th (tied)
5th (tied)
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
43
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
24
18
1
0.570
RANKS
3rd
4th
4th (tied)
5th (tied)
LEAGUE TITLES WON
1 (2017)
RANKS
3rd (tied)
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
6
1
1
0
2
2
RANKS
3rd (tied)
4th (tied)
4th (tied)
0
2nd (tied)
1st (tied)
MARK PINCH
Say hello to one of the Founding Fathers of the original
GFL, one of the Original Four (FAB FOUR) to start the GFL
originally (back in the early 2000's) and also say hello to
one of Northern High School's most legendary figures -
THE STRUT KING HIMSELF. He's the legend behind such
incredible feats as THE MOVE, THE STRUT and
WOMANIZING - Ladies and Gentlemen ... IT'S MARK
PINCH, THE STRUTTING STAR. And as in most years,
Mark has decided to once again be The Strutting Stars as
his GFL theme. Like Damien Neal and his Smooth Tokers,
sometimes Pinch will try to select a different theme such
as back in Season 2 (actually Season 6) where he teamed
up to co-own a team with Brendon Webster - The
Armchair Champions. Pinch also attempted to be The
Screaming Eagles in Season 3 or even last year's
debacle idea from Wark - THE HONKYTONK PINCH.
Clearly, Pinch is both most successful and most well
known for The Strutting Stars so he has elected to once
again go back to them for the 2020 GFL season. As far as
success or lackthereof goes, until Pinch actually took
home a Stuperbowl, he was known for the most part as
the guy who could either get there and choke or be near
the top of the standings yet never get the job done FOR
YEARS. That is, until Season 11 where Pinch absolutely
strutted incredibly on the dancefloor and as a direct
result, he won both the League Title and Stuperbowl XI.
Women were flocking to both Pinch and his unbelievable
team that finished the season with an incredible 10 game
winning streak (including playoffs). I know you folks arent
mathematicians so that means Pinch had NO LOSSES AFTER WEEK 7. No wonder he took down the GFL. Simply STRUTTASTIC! The biggest issue
with Mark though is that since that season he's basically done sweet nothing. Women arent sure who to flock to any longer as Season 11 might
have just been Pinch's only success (not including the dancefloor or strut-friendly walkways) in GFL History. To Pinch's credit though, he just
keeps on trying so he may just impress again...ONE DAY. Pinch currently sits in third all time for bowl games won with 6 but he's only the 7th best
GFLer of all time. As mentioned above, it's with the ladies and the dancefloor where Pinch's success has always truly been...whether the GFL
matters to him or not. Although he's now been married for a long time, the mover, strutter, swinger from High School will always exist...as well the
legend of THE STRUTTING STAR...whether any jealous dudes wanna admit it or not!