CAREER
RECORD
270
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
139
123
8
0.530
RANKS
2nd
2nd
2nd (tied)
5th
CAREER
POINTS
FOR
AGAINST
FOR/GM
AGT/GM
#
20622
19715
76.4
73
RANKS
3rd
3rd
6th
11th
CAREER
PLAYOFF
RECORD
47
GAMES
WINS
LOSSES
TIES
WIN %
#
29
15
3
0.649
RANKS
The Most
5th
2nd
The Best
LEAGUE TITLES WON
0
RANKS
0
BOWL TYPE
ALL TIME
STUPERBOWL
2ND BEST
3RD BEST
4TH BEST
TOILET BOWL
TIMES WON
11
2 (SB III & XVI)
3
4
0
2
RANKS
The Most
3rd
2nd
The Most
0
1st (tied)
DEREK WARK
Unless you've been living under a rock (judging by the lack of
participation in recent seasons, you have), you've clearly noticed
that The Big D is the most unlucky GFLer. How many years can the
guy be near the top in PTS FOR yet have nothing to show for it?
The answer ... PRETTY WELL ALL OF THEM HE WAS RELEVANT
IN. Until 2019 that is! I will no longer speak in the third person so
the person I of course am talking about is The Commissioner of
the GFL and yours truly - THE BIG D. Last season, many thought I
experienced the greatest loss of all time yet, I still won it all. Feel
special folks! You are currently reading what THE CHAMP is
writing. That's right, bitches...STUPERBOWL XVI CHAMP OF THE
WORLD! How did I get there? My best player/QB/top keeper -
Andrew Luck retired on the dam NIGHT OF THE DRAFT. That and
the fact that I was already behind after trading Christian McCaffery
and my first overall draft choice to Dave Shields the previous
season for Saquon Barkley (who turned out to be a huge bust)
and well, I ended up being not one but two players behind
everyone else by the time I drafted. Two players would assure
success as I smartly drafted RB - Derrick Henry and future MVP -
QB - Lamar Jackson. Together, both took down the GFL! I battled
back from a ton of early losses and the rest is history. What made
2019 special were the final two wins. I surprisingly blew away
Shields in the semis and out of pure coincidence, Barkley
dominated for the first time since early in the season (before he
got injured). Although Barkley didnt do as well in the Stuperbowl,
Henry kicked Damien's ass and Lamar did the rest. It was
refreshing but to beat Shields with his own player a year after
trading away the best player to him, only to get robbed in the
trade. It was simply awesome that it was Barkley in the end who
got the last laugh. Thus, it was me who got the last laugh!
Speaking of last laughs, this was my first Stuperbowl since III so
I'll say it again ... THIS WAS REFRESHING. There's been a lot of
wrestling themes in the GFL over the 16 years. I myself have had
such past themes as THE NEW WARK ORDER and RAVISHING WARK RUDE. More recent team names from other GFLers such as HUCKAMANIA and THE HONKYTONK
PINCH have made me realize that wrestling is once again the way to go this year so GFL...introducing THE WWF! That's THE WARK WRESTLING FEDERATION -
REVENGE OF THE 80's. Although I will not be promoting Rick Rude or Honky any longer, I will be introducing new wrestlers to the GFL. I mean old ones. I mean new
ones. The choices were infinite. BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFWARK was certainly a possibility as was KING KONG WARKY to name a few. I went with other, more
impressive names though so folks, enjoy the WWF - WARK WRESTLING FEDERATION and dont be mad at me if your dumbass gets slammed to the ground in 2020 just
like it did in 2019 by yours truly. Hey...at least you'll be beaten by THE CHAMP and that's nothing to be ashamed about. Ah yes...the 80's WWF. Less quality wrestling was
expected thus less quality wrestling was accepted. It was a time of great/over-the-top gimmicks, shitty, fat slobs, loads of coke and a crazy amount of steroids. To quote
the late great Gorilla Monsoon ... "IT WAS A HAPPENING!" ENJOY!