THE BIG RED RETARD BOWL WAS A NEW BOWL INTRODUCED IN 2019.
THE SPONSOR OF THE BOWL WHO IS A BIG RED RETARD - STEVE
DeWULF ASKED IF HE COULD HAVE A BOWL NAMED AFTER HIM CALLED
THE BIG RED RETARD BOWL. I WOULD LIKE THAT TO BE CLEAR.  
ALTHOUGH DeWULF IS, IN FACT, A BIG RED RETARD, THIS IS NOT JUST
ME BEING A DICK...HE ACTUALLY DID ASK FOR IT. NOW, ON TO MORE
IMPORTANT THINGS. IF YOU PLAY IN THIS BOWL, YOU'RE ONE OF TWO
WHO LOST ON BOTH PLAYOFF WEEKS THUS THIS WILL BE YOUR ONLY
CHANCE AT WINNING A GAME IN THE PLAYOFFS! THIS BOWL REPLACED
THE MARCIN & ALSO ORIGINALLY THE DUMPSTER BOWL. DESPITE THE
FACT THAT THEY GOT OLD THEY DID NOT GET BIG, RED AND RETARDED.
THIS BOWL DID SO THIS BOWL KEEPS ITS GFL RIGHTS, AT LEAST FOR
ANOTHER YEAR. ANYWAY, BEST OF LUCK TO THE UNFORTUNATE
SOULS WHO WILL PLAY IN THIS BOWL IN 2020. IT'S THE FOURTH WORST
BOWL ON THE BLOCK AND FROM WHERE I SIT THAT SURE AS HELL AINT
GOOD. WELL, WHAT IS IT THEN, BIG D. UM...IT'S RETARDED. JUST KEEP
IN MIND THAT IF YOU LOSE THIS YOU'RE PROBABLY A BIGGER RETARD
THEN WOLFIE BUT DONT WORRY ... YOU'LL NEVER BE A BIGGER RED
RETARD THEN WOLFIE SO EVEN IF YOU DO, IN FACT LOSE THIS ONE, BE
HAPPY FOR WOLF. HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE RED, EVEN IF FOR JUST
ONE BOWL GAME - YOU MAY JUST HAVE THE RETARD!!!
MIDDLE - BIG RED RETARD BOWL SPONSOR - THE BIG RED
RETARD HIMSELF - STEVE DeWULF. HE'S SHOWN IN THIS
PICTURE ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR MORE BIG RED RETARDS
TO JOIN HIM TO BE CO-SPONSORS OF THIS AMAZING BOWL
GAME.
4. HORLEY'S BRADY BUNCH VS. 8. HILLIS' WEAPONS OF GRASS DESTRUCTION
TOTAL
TOTAL
WHEN THERE'S TWO PARTICIPANTS IN THE BIG RED RETARD BOWL CONFIRMED
BY COMMISSIONER WARK AFTER WEEK 16, I'LL TALK ABOUT THEM IN THIS SPOT
AND EVENTUALLY GO OVER THEIR TEAMS (MAYBE) AND ALSO HOW THEY GOT
HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WHICH ISN'T BRAGGABLE AT ALL. UNTIL THAT DAY
COMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT BACK AND HOPE THAT YOU AREN'T GOING TO
BE AS BIG OF A BIG RED RETARD AS THE OTHER TWO BIG RED RETARDS IN THIS
GAME AND YOU BETTER DAM WELL HOPE TO HELL THAT YOU ARENT EVEN AS
CLOSE TO BEING AS BIG OF A BIG RED RETARD AS THAT BIG RED RETARD
SPONSOR, THE BIG RED RETARD - STEVE DeWULF? UNDERSTAND? NO, BIG D. I
DON'T GET IT. WHY DON'T YOU DUH...BECAUSE I'M A BIG RED RETARD THAT'S
WHY. THANK YOU, DeWULF AND HAVE A NICE DAY GENTS.
VS
THIS SPOT IS RESERVED FOR AN
EVENTUAL UNIFORM, HELMET OR
GRAPHIC FROM THE GFL TEAM THAT
IS OWNED BY A BIG RED RETARD WHO
ISN'T AS BIG OF A BIG RED RETARD AS
DeWULF WHO IS A BIG RED RETARD,
BUT HE'S PROBABLY NEXT IN LINE TO
BE THE BIGGEST BIG, RED RETARD OF
ALL BIG, RED RETARDS. DID YOU
UNDERSTAND THAT OR ARE YOU A
BIGGER, REDDER, RETARD?
THIS SPOT IS RESERVED FOR AN
EVENTUAL UNIFORM, HELMET OR
GRAPHIC FROM THE GFL TEAM THAT
IS OWNED BY NOT AS BIG OF A BIG
RED, RETARD AS STEVE DeWULF OR
NOT AS BIG OF A BIG, RED RETARD
AS THE OPPONENT IN THIS GAME
WHO IS ALSO A BIG RED RETARD
BUT YOU'RE CLOSE TO BEING AS BIG
OF A BIG, RED RETARD AS STEVE
DeWULF WHO IS A BIG, RED RETARD.
THANK YOU.