PLAYER
RECORD
WIN %
PTS FOR
PTS AGST
PTS/GM
AGST/GM
PLAYOFFS
WINNERS
1. Damien Neal's Smooth Tokers
2. Derek Wark's He-Men
3. Chris Bogart's Killer Sharks
4. Art Lukablahblah's Neanderthrals
5. Paul McCrea's Pounders
6. Kas Bassett's Bad Ass Bears
7. Bob DeRush's Bastard Bullies
8. Dwayne Bogart's Krazed Wackos
9. Brett Neal's Wounded Pancreas
10. Ian Winter's Tsunamis
11 - 6
10 - 7
9 - 6 - 2
10 - 7
9 - 7 - 1
8 - 8 - 1
8 - 9
8 - 9
4 - 11
4 - 11
0.647
0.588
0.588
0.588
0.559
0.500
0.471
0.471
0.235
0.235
1335
1364
1259
1227
1294
1085
1214
1164
1134
1030
1141
1236
1189
1220
1186
1148
1258
1122
1255
1339
78.5
80.2
74.1
72.2
76.1
63.8
71.4
68.5
66.7
60.6
67.1
72.7
64.9
71.8
69.8
67.5
74
66
73.8
78.8
1 - 2
2 - 1
1 - 2
2 - 1
0 - 3
3 - 0
2 - 1
1 - 2
0 - 1
1 - 0
LEAGUE TITLE
DAMIEN NEAL

STUPERBOWL I
KAS

SOUP BOWL CHAMP
BOB DeRUSH

POPCORN BOWL
DEREK WARK

DUMPSTER BOWL
DAMIEN NEAL

TOILET BOWL
IAN WINTERS
HISTORY PAGE 1
SEASON 1 - 2004-05
This will forever be remembered as the season of Kas Bassett and his incredible playoff run. Kas finished in 8th place in the regular season yet
ended up pulling upset after upset. In 3 shocking playoff games, Kas dominated the field behind unlikely WR - Muhsin Muhammed. In the initial
Stuperbowl, Muhammed performed again as the MVP, shocking runner-up - Art Lukasiewicz' Neanderthals and claiming victory. What made it
worse for Art was he had Muhammed on his roster earlier in the season, yet traded him to Kas. This proved to be the move that decided
everything. What a 2004-05!!! It was the year of Muhammed ... It was the year of Kas Bassett ... It was the year of improbable upsets.
PLAYER
RECORD
WIN %
PTS FOR
PTS AGST
PTS/GM
AGST/GM
PLAYOFFS
WINNERS
1. Brett Neal's Wounded Pancreas
2. Adam Pakvis Gallant Gators
3. Derek Wark's Huba Huba Hunks
4. Kas Bassett's Limey Rent A Cops
5. Art Lukablah's Alkahawlik Dawgs
6. Damien Neal's Smooth Tokers
7. Ian Winter's Taliban
8. Paul McCrea's Butchers
9. MP's/BW's Armchair Champs
10. Chris Bogart's Killer Sharks
15 - 2
12 - 5
11 - 6
9 - 8
9 - 8
7 - 10
7 - 10
5 - 11
4 - 11
3 - 11 - 1
0.882
0.706
0.647
0.529
0.529
0.412
0.412
0.324
0.267
0.233
1425
1142
1281
1138
1110
1182
970
1028
916
978
1027
1016
1096
1142
1116
1166
1113
1234
1137
1132
83.8
67.2
75.4
66.9
65.3
69.5
57.1
60.5
53.9
57.5
60.4
59.8
64.5
67.2
65.7
68.6
65.5
72.6
66.9
66.6
3 - 0
2 - 1
2 - 1
1 - 2
2 - 1
1 - 2
1 - 2
0 - 3
1 - 0
0 - 1
LEAGUE TITLE
BRETT NEAL

STUPERBOWL II
BRETT NEAL

SOUP BOWL CHAMP
ADAM PAKVIS

POPCORN BOWL
DEREK WARK

DUMPSTER BOWL
IAN WINTERS

TOILET BOWL
MARK PINCH
SEASON 2 - 2005-06
It was the dumbest draft pick in GFL history. In a stunning move, Ian Winters shouted the words "Trent Green" as 1st overall pick of 2005. This
stupid move opened the door for Brett who jumped on the obvious pick and ended up with the greatest backfield in GFL history with Larry
Johnson and LaDanian Tomlinson. Both had amazing seasons. Brett went an incredible 15-2, dominated the playoffs and won it all! It was the
greatest season in fantasy football history but it was more about what Ian didnt do, then what Brett did. Art also lost the Stuperbowl for the second
straight year. He and Kas would later leave to form their own league. Come on, Ian. What a retard draft pick! I'm not just saying that either dude.
PLAYER
RECORD
WIN %
PTS FOR
PTS AGST
PTS/GM
AGST/GM
PLAYOFFS
WINNERS
1. Derek Wark's Sith
2. Adam Pakvis' Gallant Gators
3. Brett Neal's Redheaded Stepchild
4. BJ Zink's Royal Flush
5. Kas Bassett's Bad Ass Bears
6. The Cory Rubin Experience
7. Chris Bogart's Killer Sharks
8. Mark Pinch's Screaming Eagles
9. Damien Neal's Smooth Tokers
10. Pat McMillan's Horny Mentors
12 - 4 - 1
12 - 5
9 - 8
9 - 8
8 - 7 - 2
8 - 8 - 1
8 - 9
5 - 11 - 1
4 - 10 - 1
5 - 10
0.735
0.706
0.529
0.529
0.529
0.500
0.471
0.324
0.300
0.333
1154
1263
1252
1183
1059
1333
1096
999
1019
1025
1030
1019
1103
1145
1136
1208
1197
1225
1073
1268
67.9
74.3
73.7
69.6
62.3
78.4
64.5
58.8
59.9
68.3
60.6
59.9
64.9
67.4
66.8
71.1
70.4
72.1
63.1
84.5
3 - 0
2 - 1
1 - 2
2 - 1
2 - 1
1 - 2
0 - 3
1 - 2
0 - 1
1 - 0
LEAGUE TITLE
ADAM PAKVIS

STUPERBOWL III
DEREK WARK

SOUP BOWL CHAMP
BJ ZINK

POPCORN BOWL
KAS BASSETT

DUMPSTER BOWL
BRETT NEAL

TOILET BOWL
PAT McMILLAN
SEASON 3 - 2006-07
Wark and Pakvis are enemies. The 2006 season saw them neck and neck all season long so it was no surprise when they met each other in
Stuperbowl III. Pakvis won the League Title and had the better team but Wark's players had an awesome playoff run. In the Stuperbowl, Carson
Palmer (Stuperbowl III MVP), Shawn Alexander, Terrell Owens and Santana Moss were the stories as all got Wark 20 points each. Wark later talked
about how his Sith Emporer told him to "EXECUTE ORDER 66 ON PAKVIS." ... When you get a direct order like that from a Sith lord, you must come
through on it. Wark joined the dark side and in doing so, Wark sent Pakvis to the "other side." For 1 year ur hate gave you great power, Wark!
PLAYER
RECORD
WIN %
PTS FOR
PTS AGST
PTS/GM
AGST/GM
PLAYOFFS
WINNERS
1. Damien Neal's Smooth Tokers
2. Pat McMillan's Horny Mentors
3. Dennis Houle's Missile Crisis
4. Adam Pakvis' Gallant Gators
5. Mark Pinch's Strutting Stars
6. BJ Zink's One Ring
7. Brett Neal's Redheaded Stepchild
8. The Cory Rubin Experience
9. Derek Wark's THE KING
10. Chris Bogart's K. K. Sharks
11 - 5 - 1
11 - 6
10 - 7
10 - 7
8 - 9
7 - 10
7 - 10
7 - 10
6 - 9
5 - 9 - 1
0.677
0.647
0.588
0.588
0.471
0.412
0.412
0.412
0.400
0.367
1385
1324
1423
1215
1084
1209
1206
1121
1051
1307
1104
1169
1240
1228
1243
1225
1288
1197
1269
1359
81.5
77.9
83.7
71.5
63.8
71.1
70.9
65.9
61.8
76.9
64.9
68.8
72.9
72.2
73.1
72.1
75.8
70.4
74.7
79.9
2 - 1
3 - 0
1 - 2
2 - 1
2 - 1
0 - 3
1 - 2
1 - 2
0 - 1
1 - 0
LEAGUE TITLE
DAMIEN NEAL

STUPERBOWL IV
PAT McMILLAN

CHILI BOWL CHAMP
ADAM PAKVIS

POPCORN BOWL
DAMIEN NEAL

DUMPSTER BOWL
CORY RUBIN

TOILET BOWL
CHRIS BOGART
SEASON 4 - 2007-08
Pinch did everything but win it all. In season 1, Kas went from 8th place to Stuperbowl Champ. In 2007, Pinch went from 8th, got to the Stuperbowl,
but then pulled a "Buffalo Bills" on everyone and choked. Pat was the lucky recipient of the choke. Pinch was heavily favored going in but couldn't
win when it counted. The big overlook by Pinch was not playing QB - Eli Manning who's 30 plus points would have locked the win for Pinch but
coulda, woulda, shoulda. Pat was later seen flashing the title belt sign to everyone at Marcin Bowl in celebration of his ONLY Stuperbowl
Championship. Sometimes it's more about what you dont do then what you actually do as Pinch so proved in season 4.
PLAYER
RECORD
WIN %
PTS FOR
PTS AGST
PTS/GM
AGST/GM
PLAYOFFS
WINNERS
1. Brendon Webster's Flash
2. Brett Neal's Redheaded Bastards
3. Mark Pinch's Strutting Stars
4. Chris Bogart's Psykotik Kats
5. Pat McMillan's Horny Mentors
6. THE NEW WARK ORDER (NWO)
7. Damien Neal's Smooth Tokers
8. Adam Pakvis' Gallant Gators
9. THE CORY RUBIN EXPERIENCE
10. BJ Zink's Slit Slurpers
13 - 4
11 - 5 - 1
11 - 6
10 - 7
7 - 9 - 1
7 - 9 - 1
7 - 10
6 - 10 - 1
4 - 11
3 - 10 - 2
0.765
0.677
0.647
0.588
0.441
0.441
0.412
0.382
0.267
0.267
1374
1386
1366
1154
1254
1042
1176
1270
1106
1062
1238
1235
1256
1031
1265
1157
1218
1252
1257
1288
80.8
81.5
80.4
67.9
73.8
61.3
69.2
74.7
65.1
62.5
72.8
72.7
73.9
60.7
74.4
68.1
71.7
73.7
73.9
75.8
3 - 0
2 - 1
2 - 1
1 - 2
0 -3
2 - 1
1 - 2
1 - 2
1 - 0
0 - 1
LEAGUE TITLE
BRENDON WEBSTER

STUPERBOWL V
BRENDON WEBSTER

CHILI BOWL CHAMP
MARK PINCH

POPCORN BOWL
DEREK WARK

DUMPSTER BOWL
DAMIEN NEAL

TOILET BOWL
CORY RUBIN
SEASON 5 - 2008-09
Dennis Houle played in the GFL briefly. He drafted an amazing team in 2008 but quit halfway through the year because he didnt get his way after
trying to take advantage of BJ's lack of trading smarts & he also didnt like the GFL rules. Never one to turn down a true advantage situation,
Brendon Webster became the first ever GFLer to inherit a team halfway through a season. It was agreed that Webster would get half the earnings
of whatever he won since he didnt draft the team in the first place. The team ended up winning both the League and Stuperbowl IV. This was the
luckiest gift I've seen given to anyone in my life, let alone the GFL. Congrats Webster and ... YOU'RE WELCOME!
PLAYER
RECORD
WIN %
PTS FOR
PTS AGST
PTS/GM
AGST/GM
PLAYOFFS
WINNERS
1. Brendon Webster's Flash
2. Derek Wark's Joker's Wild
3. Damien Neal's Smooth Tokers
4. THE CORY RUBIN EXPERIENCE
5. Chris Bogart's Psykotik Pussykats
6. Art's Fire Breathing Duckies
7 . Mark Pinch's Strutting Stars
8. Kas Bassett's Hooliganz
9. Adam Pakvis' Gallant Gators
10. Brett Neal's Wounded Pancreas
11. Pat McMillan's Horny Mentors
12. BJ Zink's Circus Freaks
12 - 4 - 1
10 - 6 - 1
9 - 6 - 2
10 - 7
9 - 8
9 - 8
8 - 9
7 - 9 - 1
7 - 10
6 - 10 - 1
6 - 11
5 - 12
0.735
0.618
0.588
0.588
0.529
0.529
0.471
0.441
0.412
0.382
0.353
0.294
1340
1221
1318
1230
1283
1136
1428
1166
1445
1339
1094
1028
1305
1128
1191
1230
1164
1155
1356
1195
1462
1418
1246
1240
78.8
71.8
77.5
72.4
75.5
66.8
84
68.6
85
78.8
64.4
60.5
76.8
66.4
70.1
72.4
68.5
67.9
79.8
68.6
86
83.4
73.3
72.9
2 - 0 - 1
2 - 0 - 1
1 - 0 - 2
2 - 1
0 - 3
1 - 2
3 - 0
1 - 2
1 - 2
1 - 2
1 - 2
1 - 2
LEAGUE TITLE
BRENDON WEBSTER

STUPERBOWL VI
BRENDON WEBSTER

CHILI BOWL CHAMP
DEREK WARK

POPCORN BOWL
CORY RUBIN

DUMPSTER BOWL
ART LUKASIEWICZ

TOILET BOWL
MARK PINCH
SEASON 6 - 2009-10
Still capitalizing on Dennis' dominant team, Webster pulled off an easy League Title for the 2nd straight year. The Stuperbowl, however, was a 3
way circus act. Wark had the dominating playoffs, scoring the most pts yet tied Damien in the semis. By GFL rule, ties go to the higher seed so
Damien got an automatic trip to the Stuperbowl. In Stuperbowl VI, Damien tied Webster to rub things in. This time, Webster was the higher seed so
he took the win on a technicality. It will forever be known as a tie but the title still went to Webster. Damien was angry but no one more then Wark
due to the most pts, yet a 2-0-1 playoff record. A tie got Damien there. A tie got Webster the title. Who's the bigger idiot? It's a tie!
PLAYER
RECORD
WIN %
PTS FOR
PTS AGST
PTS/GM
AGST/GM
PLAYOFFS
WINNERS
1. The Strutting Stars
2. The Smooth Tokers
3. The Army of Darkness
4. The Hornswoggles
5. The WWIAF Tube Men
6. The Psykotik Pussykats
7. The Hooliganz
8. The Third Reich
9. The Return of the King
10. The Cheesy Cheeseheads
11. The Horny Old Mentors
12. Super Mario BJ
12 - 5
12 - 5
11 - 5 - 1
10 - 7
10 - 7
10 - 7
8 - 7 - 2
8 - 9
7 - 9 - 1
4 - 12
4 - 13
2 - 14
0.706
0.706
0.677
0.647
0.588
0.588
0.529
0.471
0.441
0.265
0.235
0.147
1479
1394
1255
1388
1245
1203
1149
1249
1265
907
1041
858
1193
1182
1170
1133
1177
1100
1173
1305
1184
1258
1222
1265
87
82
73.8
81.6
73.2
70.8
67.6
73.5
74.4
53.4
61.2
50.5
70.2
69.5
68.8
69.6
69.2
64.7
69
76.8
79.6
74
71.9
74.4
2 - 1
1 - 2
1 - 1 - 1
3 - 0
2 - 1
3 - 0
0 - 1 - 2
1 - 2
0 - 2 - 1
0 - 3
1 - 2
2 - 1
LEAGUE TITLE
DAMIEN NEAL

STUPERBOWL VII
BRETT NEAL

CHILI BOWL CHAMP
BRENDON WEBSTER

ALPHABET BOWL
ADAM PAKVIS

DUMPSTER BOWL
KAS BASSETT

TOILET BOWL
CHRIS BOGART
SEASON 7 - 2010-11
2010 was known for 2 things-1.Pinch's failure to get the job done again & 2.Brett's up & down year. Just look at Pinch's overall record yet his name
is lacking from both Bowls & titles?!? Brett on the other hand had a very interesting season as he started the year 5-2, finished 2-5 and then went a
perfect 3-0 in the playoffs to capture his 2nd Stuperbowl. In truth, the Hornswoggles didn't have a good week AT ALL in a streak that ranged from
the beginning of the year right up until Week 15. It was when they had to win the most that Brett's boys did and they all of a sudden didnt just win ...
THEY DOMINATED. Talk about playing your best when you have to... RIGHT PINCH???