WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING TO PUT HERE, I'LL PUT
IT HERE. IN OTHER WORDS, WHEN WEEK 17 COMES
ALONG AND THE GFL COMES ACROSS 2 PLAYERS
WHO WON THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS BUT
LOST THE SECOND, I'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE A BUNCH
OF NOTHINGNESS ABOUT 2 GFL TEAMS, 2 USELESS
CONVERTED PHOTOCOPIER REPAIR MEN WHO MAY
OR MAY NOT BE SHITTIER THEN THE ACTUAL
PHOTOCOPIER REPAIR MAN AND SPONSOR OF THIS
BOWL - IAN MONTEITH AND JUST A BUNCH OF OTHER
SHIT ABOUT NOTHING.
SHITTY PHOTO REPAIR MAN VS. SHITTIEST PHOTO REPAIR MAN
The last few years, this was the prestigious Border Patrol Bowl, sponsored by Bluewater Bridge Patrol Man - Kas Bassett and
let's be honest, it was very impressive. Even the most impressive bowls must give way every now and then to something
worse and smaller and in this case, this year's second best GFL bowl will instead be the Ian Monteith - Shitty Photocopier
Repair Man Bowl (the "shitty" is left out of the official logo to keep the "G" - Rating for all bowl game symbols)! Just like Ian
Monteith's mental capacity and the song we hear while reading this bowl write-up - In Repair, this bowl needed to be fixed. I
guess this is how that's done? Whatever. In case you didn't catch it above (most readers of this page are mental anyway so
you probably didn't), this is the second best GFL bowl and with it comes a $20 prize. It's not much but it doesn't effect draft
order if you win so at least that's a bit of incentive for anyone who doesn't make the Stuperbowl. Some don't give a shit if they
dont play in the big game anyway but hey...winning this game will still get you into the History Books and that ain't half bad
even if some of you think it's not half good. I personally think it should be considered the most amazing thing that any of you
should or will experience in your life regardless of which bowl you win. A win is a win. Anyway, enjoy the Shitty Photocopier
Repair Man Bowl, gentlemen and keep one thing in mind. If you're depending on Monteith to fix your Photocopy Machine, it
must be REAL FUCKED and past the point of no return to begin with. All participants in this bowl, please also keep in mind
that the sponsor is very generous...He's going to donate a 1984 Dot Matix Printer to every player in this game so who could
argue with winning both that and the $20? All the more reason to win 2020's version of the second best bowl in the GFL!!!
TOTAL
TOTAL
VS.
TOTAL
MIDDLE: SHITTY PHOTOCOPIER REPAIR MAN BOWL SPONSOR -
IAN MONTEITH FIXING ONE OF HIS PHOTOCOPY MACHINES.
THIS SPOT IS RESERVED
FOR THE EVENTUAL
HELMET, UNIFORM OR
GRAPHIC OF THE SHITTY
PHOTOCOPIER REPAIR MAN
WHO IS PLAYING IN THIS
BOWL AND REPRESENTS
THE HIGHEST SEED.
THIS SPOT IS RESERVED
FOR THE EVENTUAL
HELMET, UNIFORM OR
GRAPHIC OF THE SHITTIEST
PHOTOCOPIER REPAIR MAN
WHO IS PLAYING IN THIS
BOWL AND REPRESENTS
THE HIGHEST SEED.