WHEN THIS BOWL HAS PARTICIPANTS IN IT AND WHEN THEY'VE HANDED IN
A LINEUP THIS SECTION WILL CHANGE. I'LL TRY MY BEST AT THAT TIME TO
BE AS MOUTHY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLY TO HONOR THE DIRECTION OF THE
BOWL AND THE MOUTHY SPONSOR - POIRIER. PLEASE REALIZE THAT EVEN
AT MY BEST DEGREE OF MOUTHINESS I CAN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO
COMPETING WITH POIRIER SO PLEASE DON'T EXPECT THAT I WILL DO SO.
THANK YOU, MOUTHY RETARD.
HIGH SEED WITH BIG MOUTH VS. LOW SEED WITH BIG MOUTH
THIS IS THE THIRD BEST BOWL IN THE GFL. YOU GET HERE IF YOU LOST IN ROUND 1
OF THE PLAYOFFS BUT WON IN ROUND 2. YOU GET NOTHING FOR WINNING THIS GAME BUT YOU
WILL GET YOUR NAME IN THE GFL HISTORY BOOKS AND TO SOME, IT'S WORTH TOLERATING RYAN
POIRIER'S BIG MOUTH FOR. HOW FORTUNATE ARE WE ON THAT NOTE TO SEE THE RETURN OF
POIRIER AS A GFL BOWL SPONSOR THIS SEASON? ANSWER ... NOT VERY FORTUNATE BUT OH
WELL ... IT IS WHAT IT IS. IN THE PAST, POIRIER USED TO REGULARLY SPONSOR THE DUMPSTER
BOWL BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE HE LIVED FOR A LONG TIME. WE DONT HEAR MUCH ABOUT HIM
OR ACTUALLY SEE HIM ANYMORE AND I REALLY DONT SEE ANYONE TOO SAD FOR THAT FACT YET
THANK YOU FOR SPONSORING A BOWL IN THE GFL YET AGAIN, RYAN. IF IT'S NOT OBVIOUS WHY
POIRIER SPONSORS THIS BOWL GAME BY NOW, YOU NEED TO CONSULT A PHYSICIAN. BEST OF
LUCK TO THE TWO GFLERS WHO END UP IN THIS BOWL IN 2020. YOU SHOULD BE OK IF YOU BRING
YOUR EARPLUGS. THAT WAY YOU WONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE BOWL'S SPONSOR TALK. IN
REALITY, THAT'S BETTER THEN WINNING ANY BOWL IN THE GFL LET ALONE THIS BIG, STUPID,
MOUTHY ONE.
TOTAL
VS.
TOTAL
TOTAL
TOTAL
Poirier!!!
BELOW - BIG STUPID MOUTH
BOWL SPONSOR WITH A BIG,
STUPID MOUTH - RYAN POIRIER
ABOUT TO TRY TO TELL
SOMEONE OFF FOR NO REASON.
I'M SHOCKED.
THIS SECTION IS WHERE A
HELMET, GRAPHIC OR UNIFORM
OF ONE OF THE PARTICIPANTS
OF THIS BOWL WILL
EVENTUALLY GO. IF THEY DON'T
MOUTH OFF THAT IS. GIVE ME A
BREAK ... HAVE YOU SEEN OR
EVEN HEARD OF THE SPONSOR
OF THIS BOWL? NOT MOUTHING
OFF IS NOT IN THE VOCABULARY
AROUND HERE SO WHATEVER.
THIS SECTION IS WHERE A
HELMET, GRAPHIC OR UNIFORM
OF ONE OF THE PARTICIPANTS
OF THIS BOWL WILL
EVENTUALLY GO. HOW
THRILLING THAT MUST BE TO BE
A MOUTHY ASSHOLE LIKE THE
SPONSOR BUT YET KNOW THAT
YOU AREN'T THE MOUTHIEST
ASSHOLE IN THIS GAME SINCE
THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR
OPPONENT.