THERE'S ONE WAY I LOOK AT THIS PAGE. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A TOILET BOWL,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL VIEW WOMEN AS IT'S OBVIOUSLY BETTER THEN THE
ALTERNATIVE. AND WHAT IS THE ALTERNATIVE? FOUR FILTHY GFLERS WHO PLAY IN
A 3 GAME ROUND ROBIN TO END THE FINAL 3 WEEKS OF THE SEASON. WHO THE
HELL WANTS TO SEE THEM DO THEIR BUSINESS? CERTAINLY NOT ME. BUT THIS
BOWL DESCRIBES HOW SHITTY THEY ACTUALLY PLAY THE 3 TOILET BOWL GAMES
AND HOW DAM STINKY IT CAN GET IN THE TOILET BOWL ITSELF...WHERE THESE
SHITTY GAMES ARE CONDUCTED. THIS IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN
THE GFL! USUALLY I WOULD LIST LAST YEAR'S PARTICIPANTS BUT THEY STUNK UP
THE SHITTER BEYOND OUR WILDEST NIGHTMARES LAST SEASON. THE WINNER
ENDED UP BEING THE ALWAYS SEWAGE SMELLING - NICK BANINGA. AS A REWARD,
NICK WILL RECEIVE THE FIRST OVERALL PICK IN THE 2020 GFL DRAFT. WHAT A
REWARD AND IT MIGHT JUST BE WORTH STINKING UP A SHITTER THAT SMELLED
LIKE OLD SPICE BEFORE NICK OCCUPIED IT. CONGRATS, NICK. ALTHOUGH YOU WILL
PROBABLY REEK LIKE SHIT ON DRAFT DAY, YOU STILL GOT THE TOP DRAFT PICK. IM
GLAD YOU WILL SHOWER AND WIPE YOUR ASS FIRST ... OR SO WE ALL HOPE ANYWAY.
2020 TOILET BOWL
STANDINGS
PLAYER
RECORD
WIN %
PTS FOR
PTS AGST
FOR/GM
AGST/GM
GMS BACK
PTS BACK
1.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
9TH SEEDED SHIT VS. 12TH SEEDED SHIT
TOTAL
TOTAL
TOTAL
WHEN GAME 1 OF WEEK 1 OF THE 2020 TOILET BOWL IS A GO AND THE 2 PLAYERS ARE KNOWN,
THIS IS WHERE ILL DISCUSS HOW WELL THEY PLAYED, HOW WELL THEY DIDNT AND
MAINLY...HOW WELL THEY STUNK THE JOINT UP WHICH IS THE MOST LIKELY THING AS THIS IS
THE TOILET BOWL AFTER ALL ISN'T IT. SNIFF...SNIFF...AHHHH...UNFORTUNATELY...YES WARK, IT
IS. LYSOL IS CERTAINLY RECOMMENDED FOR EVERY GAME...I MEAN DUMP...NO, I MEAN
GAME...BUT IN ALL ACTUALITY, IN MY OPINION, I'D GO THE FEBREEZE ROUTE SINCE BREATHING
WILL BE A FIGHT FOR ALL OF THESE TOILET BOWL GAMES AND FEBREEZE BARELY MAKES
THAT POSSIBLY AS DIFFICULT AS IT CERTAINLY WILL BE WHEN IT HAPPENS.
10TH SEEDED SHIT VS. 11TH SEEDED SHIT
TOTAL
TOTAL
TOTAL
AFTER BOTH THE 10TH AND 11TH 2020 TOILET BOWL SEEDS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN, I'LL PUT A
PREDICTION HERE BUT THIS SPACE IN THIS SITUATION ISN'T JUST ABOUT PREDICTING A GAME,
IT'S ABOUT ALSO ADMITTING WHICH TOILET ATTACKER STUNK UP THE PORTO-POTTY MOST
EFFICIENTLY. USUALLY IT'S NICK OR KABAT BUT WILL THEY GET OUTTA THE SHITTER BOWL IN
TIME THIS YEAR? PROBABLY NOT BUT IT'LL BE FUN WATCHING THEM ATTEMPT TO DO ALL THEY
CAN TO SMELL GOOD WHEN IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT PLAYING IN THIS GAME ASSURES THEY HAVE
NO EFFING CHANCE AT DOING SO. I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENOUGH TP AND MAY THE BEST, I MEAN
THE WORST, I MEAN THE SMELLIEST, I MEAN THE NICEST SMELLING GEEK, I MEAN SKID WIN. OR
DOES THAT REALLY MEAN LOSING? EITHER WAY HAVE A SMELLY ASS TIME, RANCID GENTS.
VS.
VS.
THIS SPOT IS RESERVED FOR A
HELMET, UNIFORM OR GRAPHIC
FOR THE GFLER WHO WILL
EVENTUALLY REPRESENT THE
9TH SEED OF THE UPCOMING
2020 TOILET BOWL. WILL IT
SMELL LIKE OLD SPICE ... NOT
REALLY. WILL IT REEK OF PURE
RANCID SHIT? SURE THING,
SMELLY.
THIS SPOT IS RESERVED FOR A
HELMET, UNIFORM OR GRAPHIC
FOR THE GFLER WHO WILL
EVENTUALLY REPRESENT THE
12TH SEED OF THE UPCOMING
2020 TOILET BOWL. THAT
BASICALLY MEANS THAT HE
SMELLED THE WORST OF
ANYONE GOING INTO THE GAME
WHICH MEANS IT WON'T EXACTLY
SMELL LIKE BRUTE ON THIS
GFLERS EXIT. YUCK.
2020 TOILET BOWL
SCHEDULE
WEEK 1
9TH SEED VS. 12TH SEED
10TH SEED VS 11TH SEED
WEEK 2
9TH SEED VS. 11TH SEED
10TH SEED VS 12TH SEED
WEEK 3
9TH SEED VS. 10TH SEED
11TH SEED VS 12TH SEED
THIS SPOT IS RESERVED FOR A
HELMET, UNIFORM OR GRAPHIC
FOR THE GFLER WHO WILL
EVENTUALLY REPRESENT THE
10TH SEED OF THE UPCOMING
2020 TOILET BOWL. THAT
DOESN'T MEAN YOU SMELL THE
BEST BUT CLEARLY YOU DONT
SMELL THE WORST WHICH
MEANS IT WASN'T AS SOILY A
DUMP AS YOUR OPPONENT SO
CONGRATS ON THAT.
THIS SPOT IS RESERVED FOR A
HELMET, UNIFORM OR GRAPHIC
FOR THE GFLER WHO WILL
EVENTUALLY REPRESENT THE
11TH SEED OF THE UPCOMING
2020 TOILET BOWL. THAT DOESNT
MEAN YOU SMELL THE WORST
BUT BASICALLY YOU REEK SO
BAD THAT REGARDLESS, NO ONE
WOULD DARE COME WITHIN EVEN
10 FEET OF THE CLOSEST
RAFTERS. CONGRATS ON THAT.