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Russell Wilson
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Some may cost a little. Some may cost a lot. But Im the Million Dollar Wark. And you will be bought. Mwa ha ha ha! Confident words from a 2-4 wrestler, Big D-Biase! / Doug
is a different team without Wilson and when he also has no Kamara clearly Emu shit hits the fan and spreads out very quickly. Dont worry though folks. He has both this
week so he can win again. Perhaps but an Emu wearing Aviator Sunglasses & vomiting up coins was a different approach to say the least. Who would have thought Doug
would stoop so low? Well thats what his team looked like the last few weeks so its accurate. I never take me in these games so Doug by 10 & watch my +/- sink baby!
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THE WARK WRESTLING FEDERATION VS. LIMU EMU AND DOUG
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Yet another cheap, lucky Damien victory last week. Damien honked on so much dope, he was no longer regular for some reason. The marijuana dealers tried to sell
suppositories to him but as it turns out they were just blowing smoke up his ass / As for Kabatman, another shitty loss while his players healed. What's it like to have
players actually heal during the season? Wow, really? There's a gay lover's quarrel issue with Kabatman and Robin. Kabatman refused to walk down the Canatara Park
Nature Trails with him. He doesnt like Poison Ivy. And clearly, he doesnt like losing either but it happens all the time. Damien clearly has luck & luck tokes well. Dames by 9.
THE SMOOTH TOKERS VS. KABATMAN
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Like so many last week, Brett got a W by simply showing up at the Poker Table. He tends to bluff alot in Strip Poker because he knows no one at the table is interested in
seeing his ugly redheaded Johnson anyway. One eye up top...one eye down below. Both are Cyclops, baby! / As for Hillis, I dont know what golfing sideshow, slash,
shitshow Hillis is going to produce this week...and quite frankly, I'm kinda scared. Obviously Hillis is a better golfer then he is GFLer. At this point its a FOREgone
conclusion! And in my opinion, another is Hillis' chances of winning which is next to nothing the way he has been GMing which is worse then BJ & Wolf. Brett by 3 TD's.
THE ONE EYED JACKS  VS. THE WEAPONS OF GRASS DESTRUCTION
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By rumor only of course...it's the Horostock founder vs. a GFLer who was probably at most of them - Hucker. He cant deny nor confirm that he was there of course
because even Horley admits that if you remember being there...you werent there. Besides...school comes Mondays and eventually...you had to get the hell outta there,
man! / As anyone who watched The A-Team knows...If its got wings, Murdoch can fly it but he's allergic to bullets...especially those being fired in his general direction much
like this Hucker team. Again, Dale's squad has shown very little. Normally I wouldnt take Horley but how can you not in looking at Hucker's last 2 weeks? Horley by 11 pts.
HOROSTOCK VS. THE H-TEAM
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Nick has tried to invite GFLers over to watch some Sunday games but no one does. In honor of The General Lee, you can no longer enter his house through the side
door. You have to quickly jump...then slide through the window! / Lord, please protect West Coast Pakvis from his friends. He says he can make easy work of his enemies.
I have some doubt about that but being in the PWA is mostly about stirring up shit and yapping about endless crime when all Pakvis has done that was risky was switch
coats cause it was too cold outside. Nick is on a roll and I know myself...when my mistake gets hot, my mistake gets hot. This is a tough call though so Im back to a tie!
THE NICKS OF HAZZARD VS. PWA - PAKVIS WITH ATTITUDE
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What the hell is going on? Pinch is just strutting. Dont worry about it. No, dude. He's dancing...but it's well done. Its actually an improvement. Oh. He must be having a
seisure / Just as Dave's team isnt scoring and quite frankly...sucks, he's still up in the standings out of pure luck. That's what happens when you face Hillis but when you
face Corona, your life falls apart anyway but dont worry...we all will still eat runny Taco Bell tacos that fall apart and hey...we still love em! If you cant get sick from Grade E
Dog Food like that, I like your chances of beating Corona! Pinch is in first place. He's also taking advantage of the right matchup. Here's yet another one. Pinch will go 6-1.
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THE STRUTTING STARS VS. THE CORONA SICKNESS